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I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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The act of shooting the enemy in the head, usually the back of the head.
"Dude! You just totally cr0wnd that witch in L4D!"
cr0wnd by Bobby Joe Phillips January 28, 2009
v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.
crowned by Splinkio December 9, 2003

Crowned-hound 

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.
Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.
Crowned-hound by MrSkark December 16, 2005

Crowned me with your Scent 

A polite reference to bring attention to something or someone that is rank ass nasty and reeks of stench.

May reference a rest room that has been funkified with a nasty shit. May refer to some nasty greasy person that refuses to shower and smells of urine, body odor and unwiped ass.
Excuse me sir, having seen you come out of that stall, I must say you have truly crowned me with your scent. This room is ripe.

You nasty bum. Go take a shower. I’m twenty feet from you and you have crowned me with your scent.

Rachel your ass smells of hot wet shit. You have crowned me with your scent after sex. I need a shower as bad as you.

Crowned as a princess 

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.
This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.
Pronounced Cr - Owned

A derivative of Owned, used when beaten by a player with lesser skill
" Aww man, I ran of of ammo and that n00b CROWNED me "

" Dont fall asleep at your keyboard, some weaker player might sneak up and CROWN you."

"WHAAT! How'd he do that!?! I just got CROWNED!!"
Crowned by Ironbug March 7, 2008