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Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.
That girl is totally a 5 cps.
by Monsieur C March 27, 2014
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Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
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Child Porn Sam
A strange scientific miracle...... No one actually knows who he is. He is a government secret.

Some say that he was initially an experiment that went wrong when the combining of the spaghetti and the cheesecake caused him to go rogue. He is still wreaking havoc around this already disturbed planet. We must stop him. Please call 999 if you have any information on this gibbon's whereabouts.

Much love,
Child Protection services xx
"Oh blast! CPS has gnawed his way out of the cage again!!"
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Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
by jimmychangnuts September 16, 2006
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"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
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a.k.a. chronic playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme band geek.
While someone is talking you subconciously finger the notes to any sont inside of you're head or on the piece of paper without realizing you are doing so or continue to play the whole song after the cut off is made by the conductor.
by knight behind the helm February 01, 2005
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Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
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