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Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.
That girl is totally a 5 cps.
by Monsieur C March 27, 2014
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Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
by AProg December 08, 2010
Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
by jimmychangnuts September 16, 2006
"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
Comedy purposes
I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.
by Bill1223 February 07, 2009
Child Porn Sam
A strange scientific miracle...... No one actually knows who he is. He is a government secret.

Some say that he was initially an experiment that went wrong when the combining of the spaghetti and the cheesecake caused him to go rogue. He is still wreaking havoc around this already disturbed planet. We must stop him. Please call 999 if you have any information on this gibbon's whereabouts.

Much love,
Child Protection services xx
"Oh blast! CPS has gnawed his way out of the cage again!!"
by FRIEDCHICKENIQUA April 24, 2015
CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES is s federally funded organization who's primary goal is kidnapping children from poor families. This agency which hides its real self behind the very children it seeks to cause harm too. At least 80,000 children disappear from there care every year that are never seen again.
As a CPS Case worker personal experience with children would be against our organizations Interests.
by GABRIEL AKA THE TRUTH October 04, 2014

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