cps

Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.

That girl is totally a 5 cps.

by Monsieur C May 8, 2014

cps

chronic pussy syndrome - when someone is being a total pussy

“Bro she’s being a total bitch!”
“Nah you just have cps”

by cykjhdduk July 23, 2019

cps

Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.

"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".

by jimmychangnuts September 17, 2006

cps

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

by carbonhazard August 5, 2005

cps

chicago public schools

guy:hey man, how you doin'?
guy2:not bad, except i got sentence to a year of jail time.
guy:why?
guy2:for robbing cps.
guy:...

by letusbeus December 1, 2006

cps

crooked pussy syndrome

as in "she has cps."

by gfhgkjdskhjdf June 10, 2007