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10 definitions by shyjason

 
1.
1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet
"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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2.
1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk
I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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3.
an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples
Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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4.
That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)
Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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5.
bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)
Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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6.
Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress
Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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7.
a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof
My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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