10 definitions by shyjason

Top Definition
1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet
"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"
by shyjason August 13, 2005
1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk
I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples
Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)
Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress
Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof
My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)
Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.
by shyjason August 13, 2005

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