cowp  

pronounced (cow-p) Irish word meaning to fall or more often to get tired and go to sleep.
Often used to describe those who can't handle their guinness. similar to a "fader"

" I reckon he's about to cowp"

"don't cowp on me know"

"I'm away for a cowp"

cowp by Steve Mack March 9, 2008

Cowp 

A cow cop.

“Hey, have you seen Ashton?”
“I think he’s being chased by the Cowps!”
“Why?”
“He started beef with some cows…”

Cowp by Bmucket June 4, 2022

cowpussy 

A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.

That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!

cowpussy by assymouth September 25, 2009

cowped 

The action of tipping something over
Also used to knock something over

I cowped it o'er - i tipped it over
That loon cowped it - that man tipped it over

cowped by Luke Ellix December 20, 2008

cowpool 

A group of people purchase a beef animal in league, have it killed and butchered, then divided among the group.

My folks, Dave, and I decided to cowpool a side of beef from Sylvia, but my boss didn't want the 20 pounds of steaming liver!

cowpool by scritch September 9, 2009

cowpoke 

1. (noun) A lazy cowboy who neglects their duties on a farm or ranch.

2. (noun) A rural person in an urban environment, such as an office, who's mannersisms are notably different, less competitive, and often performed at a slower pace than the urbanites. The term may be used in either an endearing or insulting way.

3. (verb) The act of pressing one's finger against a domesticated bovine for the purpose of testing the quality of meat or just for fun. Usually the index finger is used.

4. (noun)(slang) A male person with a tendency to have sex with only overweight females.

1. "Umm...Ma? I saw the cowpoke fishing at the river with no pants on I think."

2. BOSS: Hey, cowpoke. I need 25 copies of this report.
COWPOKE: You're funny, Mister Wilson. I like you.
BOSS: Actually, I'm serious. I need them before the staff meeting.
COWPOKE: Well. I'll see what I can do. Heh heh heh.

3. Leanne secretly watched Andy as his cowpokes seemed like more than just cowpokes lately.

4. After picking him up from his mom's motel room that morning, Bennie surprised Jay by calling him a cowpoke.

cowpoke by Mickey Nation October 31, 2007

cowpatty 

the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander

Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.

cowpatty by Les Crapp September 22, 2007