6 definitions by assymouth
A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.
That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!
by assymouth September 25, 2009
That guy's such a jickman - I caught him playing pocket pool while he was ogling the waitress at Outback.
by assymouth August 24, 2009
That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.
by assymouth May 17, 2008
A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.
Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!
by assymouth February 29, 2020
A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
by assymouth September 2, 2009
Skid marks in your underpants.
My girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my ass.
by assymouth May 30, 2010