her mom is a giant cow
by themainevent November 18, 2003
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1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 21, 2004
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(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.
I just had the most delicious steak in the world!
by take the money and run April 4, 2005
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a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.
Get out the way you frickin cow!
Dude are you raping that cow?
by Alex and. February 12, 2008
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A fat bitch who is ugly and looks like she is 50.
Lorenzo's fat cow of a girlfriend better not mess with me or she'll get punched in the ugly face.
by Cuteblondie September 18, 2013
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