yo man thats nasty chris has a covered wagon, no chick will ever do him now!
by Black Attack May 1, 2003
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Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!
Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him
by chantilly February 5, 2014
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A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!
I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon
by NLR718 June 3, 2006
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A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.
"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"
by palmonnistykinchbebowes November 22, 2011
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The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.
(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!
by Kevin Schmitt November 15, 2011
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The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.
by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006
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The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.
" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "
by Noltron Don April 17, 2009
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