Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds by Bueriahn September 5, 2012

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liver cough love

The correct way of saying "live, laugh, love."

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liver cough love by 7568ino March 12, 2024

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love cough

an abrupt exhale from one's mouth, done so with the intent to express love and affection.

Looking into your partner's eyes and instantly feeling the urge to love cough may be a sign he/she is the one.

love cough by Love Master February 15, 2015

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couch and loveseat

Term used to describe a fat chick and a hot chick

"Look at the couch and loveseat over there"

**can substitute "sectional" or overstuffed chair" for couch if she's really fat

couch and loveseat by Donny C April 9, 2003

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Coach.ben.loves.you

the greatest instagram page in the history of instagram pages, maybe ever

Coach.ben.loves.you is the greatest instagram page in the history of instagram pages, maybe ever

Coach.ben.loves.you by thecreationof69 November 29, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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