couch coma

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons

"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"

by downplay August 21, 2009

coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.

Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."

by whydee November 6, 2012