couch coma 

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons

"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"

couch coma by downplay August 21, 2009

coma couch 

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.

Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."

coma couch by whydee November 6, 2012

Couchomania 

An irrational and detestable obsession with large couches. Victims of couchomania will often text their friends pictures of their large couches in various positions or simply the word "couch" in parenthesis once the train of conversation has ended.

Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.

Example One

Couchomania victim: "So lol blah blah blah..."

Normal Member of society: "haha yeah.."

Couchomania victim: (couch)

Example Two

Wife: "To the couch! >:)"

Husband: "Nooooooo!"

stupid annoying inexplicable

Couchomania by Pualita June 18, 2010