That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 6, 2012
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1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons
"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"
by downplay August 21, 2009
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