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couch chin 

Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.
"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."
couch chin by ioscott February 20, 2009
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Lake Couchiching 

Apparently every Lake in Northern Ontario
OCD Guy: Theres Lake Couchiching
Normal Person: No...Thats lake simcoe
5 min later
OCD Guy: Ok look, thats Lake Couchiching, it has small inlet on its southern shore.
Normal Girl: No, thats the radioactive sewage dump
Lake Couchiching by GCSM January 16, 2011

Chinook Sports Coach 

A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.

These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.

Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?

> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
Chinook Sports Coach by IliketheUSA September 10, 2011

chinese cough 

An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!
teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*

Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!
chinese cough by Feanabendera December 5, 2007

Chinese Cough Syrup 

copious amounts of semen, usually resulting in a sore throat
"I can't really talk today. My throat is killing me."
"Sounds like you need to lay off that Chinese Cough Syrup!"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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