cockweasel 

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

cockweasel by adolf hitler December 11, 2003

Cropweasel 

This word has a multitude of uses.
1.A weasel of a fellow who will skulk around with disregard for others;
2.As local Bracknell/Ascot slang for something you can't be arsed to do;
3. As something you do not understand.

Try singing short songs containg the word "Cropweasel".

"That guy is such a filthy cropweasel"
"I can't be fucking cropweaseled to do that"
"I can't cropweasel this shit"

Cropweasel by Bracknell Biddle October 17, 2006

cockweasel 

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

cockweasel by Mike September 10, 2003

cockweasel 

A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.

If you bit me during this blowjob again, Im gonna release the cockweasel.

cockweasel by whitepapagold February 28, 2011