corkbum
He is such a corkbum
corkbum by mariah day October 13, 2007
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corkbomb
When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.
I shouldn't have drunk all of that suspicious looking camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.
cockbump
how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.
however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.
however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.
Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"
corkum
The act of performing oral sex on a male partner and the giver inserts their thumb into the recipient's anus. The act of corkum is typically used if the receiver goes flaccid. The giver inserts their thumb in the receiver's anus so as to "wake up" the penis and reestablish an erection to continue fellatio.
The term was first used by comedians Doug Benson and Graham Elwood during episode 11 of The Benson Interruption podcast. Benson was reading tweets from the audience, and which time Benson and Elwood allocated the definition named after one of Doug's Twitter followers who uses the handle "@corkum".
The term was first used by comedians Doug Benson and Graham Elwood during episode 11 of The Benson Interruption podcast. Benson was reading tweets from the audience, and which time Benson and Elwood allocated the definition named after one of Doug's Twitter followers who uses the handle "@corkum".
"When you're fucking somebody, stick your thumb in their butt. You just corkumed!"
"I was so drunk when my girlfriend went down on me that I couldn't keep it up so she gave me a corkum!"
"I was so drunk when my girlfriend went down on me that I couldn't keep it up so she gave me a corkum!"
corkum by titobandito June 18, 2012
corkbomb
When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.