2 definitions by free_run
| 1. | cockbump | ||
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how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive. however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay. And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy. Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*" Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*" shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*" Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!" shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai" |
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| 2. | SLJBF | ||
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so let's just be friends
comes as a conclusion to: "it's not u, it's me, it's not us, it's society" girl: "but why don't u love me? why can't we be together?"
guy who just tapped that: "it's not u, it's me, it's not us, it's society. SLJBF" |
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