2 definitions by free_run
how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.
however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.
Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"
by free_run Jul 22, 2009 add a video
so let's just be friends
comes as a conclusion to: "it's not u, it's me, it's not us, it's society"
girl: "but why don't u love me? why can't we be together?"
guy who just tapped that: "it's not u, it's me, it's not us, it's society. SLJBF"
by free_run Jul 21, 2009 add a video