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copinitus 

copinitus is a really severe life long condition that makes you think very irrationally the symptoms include

-The psychological need to protect their ego on discord by throwing out meaningless insults
-Absolute genuine retardation

-Attacking others insecurities to bandage their trauma wounds
-also common in copinitus

“the deflection of simple questions”
very rarely
someone 30+
He’s suffering from the dreaded condition called copinitus.
copinitus by Dezirehercules October 6, 2020
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I don't need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because I didn't get much sleep.
When you are peacefully taking a shit in a public or workplace bathroom with a row of stalls and someone comes in and takes the stall right next to you.
Zach was droppin a duece at work, reflecting on his day, when Jeff came in and copiloted him.
Copilot by yerboy319 April 24, 2011

coprilite 

Dung that has undergone the fossilization process.
"The dinosaur took a shit and its shit fossilized into a nice hard coprilite."
coprilite by EmpTheodosius June 14, 2006
similar to wingmen, when two guys go to a bar and they help each other hook up with desirable girls. In biology this would be similar to a mutualistic relationship in which both organism benefit each other.
Steve and Tom are going to a bar but they are copilots instead of wing men so neither of them will have to flirt with a fat chick to help the other hook up with her hot friend.
copilot by sarge3562 September 28, 2008
When one gay man jacks off another gay man. Usually misconceived as another mans best friend.
Wow my copilot helped me so much last night!!
copilot by MaTtIe GeE March 6, 2011

Copilots 

Predominately Spanish and German people, that often hang out together and tend to say, write etc. the same things at the same time.
Thus, Copilots often get on the nerves of their surrounding, and slowly they segregate from mankind because more and more people judge them as stinking nerds.
Additionally, Copilots are often frustrated 'cause they will never be able to be the real pilot of an aeroplane, as no flight company would employ two copilots at once.
"Hey, look at Clara"
"Don't pay attention to her. She's a Copilot"

"Do you think that Finnegan is in love with Clara?"
"No - they're just some freaky Copilots
Copilots by >thenest< January 1, 2012