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Pull a Coot 

To ride the coat tails of your conference and never accomplish anything. Even when you arent in the divison with the good teams!

Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!

To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!

To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.

Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
"5th" place rings that might as well be made by Jostens for a 1A high school team, now thats is a Pull a Coot"!
Pull a Coot by ALLIN September 2, 2012
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Bald as a coot 

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!
'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

did a cooky 

Backing out of something you've previously committed to
Russ was booked to go to a fat club class but decided he didn't want to go and did a cooky
did a cooky by KOTL November 11, 2013

old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs
"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"
old coot in a hat by BenjamminL04 October 2, 2006

coot ah cunte 

A better and nicer way to call someone a cunt
Man today my teacher was being a coot ah cunte

Asa Coots 

the sweetest, bestest boyfriend in the whole world. <3
Asa Coots cannot be described. he's just that perfect. ;)
Asa Coots by shayniepankypie July 14, 2011

abu coty 

An Indian kid that is 4'5 he likes to eat curry and play pub-g mobile all day.
Ayo abu coty can you pass me some curry? yeah sure take a truckload I have thousands of more truckloads of curry.
abu coty by natvr October 8, 2021