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The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.

In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
(Josh is seen with Katie.)
Boys: Eww, Josh has cooties!
by Laevateinn January 1, 2010
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