needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Nigga cootie war 

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.

The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers

Nigga cootie war by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

crottie 

someone who is creepy but, at the same time, hot. Identifying someone as a crottie often fills the identifier with a vague sense of dread, because they are sexually attracted to someone that they also find repulsive or a little bit scary.

Actually, (insert serial killer's name here) is quite the crottie.

Many glam rockers and new wave singers are crotties. For example, David Bowie sometimes swings in the direction of crottie. As does Gary Numan.

When I was a child, I had this weird crush on Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Ladybugs." What a crotty!

crottie by jrafert June 15, 2011

Cootie Cat 

Punani; pumtang; vagina

Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat

Cootie Cat by Coodie Cat July 12, 2018

cottiered 

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

cottiered by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017