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Vietnamese Cooter Flap

The act of a large flap on a woman's vagina and the long hang of a man's balls connecting together during sexual relations.

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When I got that call from dispatch about the Vietnamese Cooter Flap, I had to pull out my phone and give proof I was there.
I ended up in a Vietnamese Cooter Flap, I was embarrassed and waited until we could disengage.

cooterflap licker 

Anyone who eats cooter. But, in most cases is used as another name for a lesbian.
See those two hot girls over there? I bet they're both SH5 cooterflap lickers.

cooterflap 

Can be used as another name for vagina, or another name for the lips of the vagina.
That girl had abnormally large cooterflaps. They practically clapped SH5 in perfect rhythm when she walked naked across the room.
cooterflap by John Fowler June 14, 2007

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026