COODER BROWN 

Drunk beyond recognition

Yo son, I was drunker than Cooder Brown

COODER BROWN by Deel Maker September 15, 2008

D.B. Cooper 

The original jumping skyjacker, Cooper boarded a Northwest Orient flight in Portland, Oregon on 24 November 1971 -- the eve of Thanksgiving. Once aloft he threatened to blow up the plane and demanded $1,000,000 and two parachutes. After the plane landed at Seattle-Tacoma Airport and his demands were met, Cooper ordered the 727 to take off and head for Mexico. He jumped from the rear of the plane somewhere over Washington state, taking the cash with him. Despite exhaustive searches, Cooper's body was never found and the money has never been in circulation. His whereabouts are unknown.

ex.1:For D.B. Cooper and the money he took

ex.2: Lets go pull a D.B

D.B. Cooper by F1uke November 16, 2006

d.b. cooper 

The true badass hijacker, alias D.B. Cooper. Took over a plane on Thanksgiving, 1971, with the threat of a bomb in his briefcase. Ordered the plane land, had officials hand him $100000 in cash, then let the passengers off without a scratch. He then ordered the plane take off, and while flying over some mountains the crew heard the cargo hatch open. Cooper strapped the money to his chest, grabbed a parachute and leapt off into the stormy night. He was never seen again, dead or alive, eluding one of the greatest FBI manhunts in history.

The true American hero to many, rather than a dirty thief. He was reportedly quite civil and friendly to his hostages, even offering them drinks. A real-life James Bond.

Guy 1: Yo man do you think D.B. Cooper is alive?
Guy 2: Hell yeah he is, probably sipping martinis on a Caribbean island right now, laughing at all of us. He's da fucking shit.

d.b. cooper by thegreatsandwich August 16, 2008

D.B. Cooper 

The DB Cooper is like the stranger except you do it on the airplane and wrap your hand under the armrest so you think your neighbor was doing it.

Dude, I sat next to Andre on the plane and when he saw me giving myself a D.B. Cooper, and said, "what the fuck man!" Then I skydived out of the airplane.

D.B. Cooper by Richard Dangles October 11, 2018

cooter bite 

The tightening of the muscles in the vagina during a womans orgasm.

Man that chicks cooter bite was intense.

cooter bite by DaMoOf December 29, 2006

Cooter bark 

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now

Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.

Cooter bark by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022

Cooter BRown 

Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."

"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"

Cooter BRown by MCH1 January 16, 2009