a form of putting words into someone's mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they've actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way
"Can you take me to the mall real quick, Jen?" asked Ron. "I'm not your slave here to serve you," said Jen. "Oh brother! Another contradict-the-implied statement. I never said that."
Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."
George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."
"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.
"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."
Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."
George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."
"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.
"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."
by sdfsdgfg July 11, 2008
Mindless Contradictions experiments with Industrial/Progressive/Electronica combined...breaking
barriers and bringing out the other side of Industrial Metal. Fast paced electronic beats fused with brain-crushing powerchords and quiet melodies bring out the best of such influences as Dream Theater, the Prodigy, and Nine Inch Nails.But don't think this is just another band trying to follow in the footsteps of their idols, copying the music note by note.
This is something else entirely. And so is the music.
barriers and bringing out the other side of Industrial Metal. Fast paced electronic beats fused with brain-crushing powerchords and quiet melodies bring out the best of such influences as Dream Theater, the Prodigy, and Nine Inch Nails.But don't think this is just another band trying to follow in the footsteps of their idols, copying the music note by note.
This is something else entirely. And so is the music.
by Robert Holls November 6, 2004
To accept a statement or already formed opinion and agree with it- only to disagree and argument against it, within one sentence.
"I already said, that i agree with you on that, BUT i dont think that i can really agree with that."
"There it is, Again another M-Contradiction!"
"There it is, Again another M-Contradiction!"
by Irksofkhocoamrjvoalw June 21, 2022
a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
by qwerty March 25, 2004
The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...
by rockwell13 August 20, 2006
Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs
- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 15, 2012