Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
by BYAAAA! November 27, 2010
Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that blow job!"
Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
by veeds1 September 6, 2009
1) A fat girl with a pretty face
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.
Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
by Vogiebear December 22, 2012
an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 17, 2004
www.soundclick.com/mindlesscontradictions
by Dead Phanthom November 7, 2004
An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.
R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.
by Hehshdn February 13, 2018
Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction
by Everyoneandanyone March 8, 2010