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cuntemplating by bcrystal February 22, 2015
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contemplaining
The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whiny nincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.
Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111
Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.
Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.
contemplaining by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006
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cuntemplating
When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.
Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
cuntemplating by Uberchica December 10, 2006
contempleting
While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.
While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..
He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..
He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..
contempleting by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008
contemputing
“holy shit dude that bong rip has me contemputing”
contemputing by icky.vicky420 October 17, 2020
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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