Conservitard 

A term used to mock idiot conservatives who still hold transphobic and homophobic views and watch "SJW Owned" compilations in 2022. The especially annoying ones tend to spam hate comments in LGBT creators comment sections causing endless arguments. It's always the same people too, and don't be surprised if they're also racist, sexist, or even a Nazi too. The less annoying ones are the cringe neckbeard that seethe and rage when a minority is added to a piece of media they like, a company openly supports a cause or politition they dont like, or some minor change is added to a media franchise they like (like making Luke's face more androginous in the Star Wars Graphic Novels or having the green M&M wear sneakers instead of heels) causing them to RAGE and SEETHE to the extreme making like 10+ YouTube videos just ranting and fear mongering about the "woke liberal agenda" and it just gets beyond annoying.

TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.

Guy 1: Haha trans people should kill themselves and Donald Trump is God!

Guy 2: Ok conservitard.

Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Conservitard by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022

Contestard 

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.

That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!

Contestard by Tara P. November 18, 2003

Conservatard 

A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.

How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.

Conservatard by The first time November 11, 2022

conservatard 

A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.

Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.

When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.

Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.

With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.

conservatard by krt December 2, 2005

Conservatard 

A word to describe idiotic right-wingers, which is unfortunately most of them.

Guy 1: Donald Trump won 2020! #StopTheSteal!
Guy 2: STFU Conservatard

Conservatard by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

consoltard 

To dumb down, simplify or retard for use on a computer games console or the games console audience.

Wow, the new Rainbow Six game "Vegas" has been totally consoltarded.

consoltard by Stuart Henderson June 18, 2007

constard 

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

constard by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008