connectionitis 

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

connectionitis by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

Correctionitis 

Purposely correcting someone when not invited to a conversation.

You suffer from 'Correctionitis' as you keep butting in on my conversation.

Correctionitis by DaTruth42 November 17, 2018

connectiontions 

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections!

toni: connectiontions

monika: heh!

connectiontions by toni_____ November 3, 2020

connectiontions 

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections
toni: connectiontions
monika: heh!

connectiontions by toni_____ November 3, 2020