connectionitis 

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

connectionitis by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

Correctionitis 

Purposely correcting someone when not invited to a conversation.

You suffer from 'Correctionitis' as you keep butting in on my conversation.

Correctionitis by DaTruth42 November 17, 2018

connectiontions 

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections!

toni: connectiontions

monika: heh!

connectiontions by toni_____ November 3, 2020

connectiontions 

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections
toni: connectiontions
monika: heh!

connectiontions by toni_____ November 3, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008