Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.

"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congratufellations by Persona1600 March 29, 2009

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

congrats 

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins

oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!

congrats by its.kitsune August 5, 2020

congrajewlations

It's when you congratulate your jewish friends.

- Hey Joshua, congrajewlations on your wedding with Sarah! Mazel tov!

congrajewlations by WordWhiz September 19, 2015

congratufuckinglations 

expressing extreme sarcasm

joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

congratufuckinglations by G_Collins June 27, 2005

congration 

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

congration by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Congrads 

Congratulations shortened, and for people who don't know how to spell.
The proper spelling is congrats.

Mazel Tov, morons!!!

OMG, ur 13 and having ur cuzzins BABBY??!!!1
CONGRADS!!!!!!1

Congrads by NancyLeigh August 16, 2009