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Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

congrats 

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins
oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!
congrats by its.kitsune August 5, 2020

congrasturbating 

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating - what your congress did today

congradufuckalations 

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...
Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

Congraduations 

1)n.- specific expression of joy in the success of graduating.

2) n.- the act of congraduating
" CONGRADUATIONS!!!"

"It took a lot of work and six years, but, congraduations, my man!"

congradufuckulations 

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.
Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."