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expressing extreme sarcasm
joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?
by G_Collins June 17, 2005
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congratulating someone in a sarcatic way .
jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !

regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .
by regan sucksss July 02, 2009
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congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
by FucktardedScarecrow August 08, 2009
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When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.
Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!

John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.

Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.

James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.
by fossboss August 28, 2009
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It means I don't care but I'm gonna pretend but I don't
by Joyceslays September 12, 2015
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