i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.

"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congratufellations by Persona1600 March 29, 2009

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

Premature Congratulation 

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

Premature Congratulation by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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Contradicting Contradiction by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

congratumalations 

A better way of saying congratulations.

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?

congratumalations by Howseh May 12, 2014

congrats 

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins

oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!

congrats by its.kitsune August 5, 2020