confuzling 

A funnier and therefor cooler way of saying your confused.

This definition is so confuzling.

confuzling by Kathy R February 2, 2008

confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.

A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."

confuckingtinuously by nim_k August 15, 2018

confuzzling 

the words "confusing" and "puzzling" put together
means the same definition of those 2 words

Chanel was really confuzzling the other night

confuzzling by chanelsucks March 21, 2007

Confuzzlingness 

the amount of how confuzzled one may be

i am suffering from lots of confuzzlingness

the amount of confuzzlingness im feeling right now is unmeasurable

Confuzzlingness by sparkikus February 28, 2007

confuckingfused 

To be utterly clueless.

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

confuckingfused by chitownFF October 2, 2010

confuddling 

Something that is simultaneously befuddling and confusing. Only to be used in moments of absolute befuddlement and confusion.

Friend1- "1+1=window"
Friend2- "That's so confuddling!"

confuddling by The Unique Mongoose March 25, 2013

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

Confusing Teacher by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014