11 definitions by Allison1690
Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.
That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.
by Allison1690 September 14, 2006
A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette in Volume 2 of the Hellsing manga. Seen by fans as one of Pip's defining characteristics.
The lyrics to the Eskimo Song are as follows:
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette/Bernadotte/Vernedead in the second volume of the Hellsing manga. Lyrics are as follows:
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
by Allison1690 September 16, 2006
A patch of hair that causes nothing but trouble. Men expect women to shave it, but goddamn it, it itches!
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
A slightly more musical way of saying "insanity". It was once an accepted medical term, but like "retarded" and "dwarf" it has fallen by the wayside. The word derives from the belief that mental illness is somehow related to the phases of the moon, a conviction widely held until it was debunked by the advent of modern medicine.
"I shall have to invent a new form of lunacy for you." Dr. Seward to Renfield, Bram Stoker's Dracula
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
"Incest" is not a difficult word to spell, yet some people insist upon spelling it "inceast". Morons.
by Allison1690 September 16, 2006
1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.
2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.
2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.
2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006