Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

compooter 

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

compooter by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Compoopter 

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

Compoopter by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"

compoontar by kanjar January 16, 2008

compookie 

Cute term for computer. Related to 'pookie' characters in English children's literature. In common useage in workplaces in Australia.

You should see my new compookie.

compookie by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

compooping 

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

compooping by AJC3 April 8, 2006

Compooping 

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.

A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.

Compooping by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019