A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.
In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Colts fans are white.
by BennyG93 January 26, 2010
Top Definition
a very attractive man; great personality and usually gets along well with everyone; commonly desired by the opposite sex and has a big dick
a male that you have met with the name of colt
by big dick chainy September 11, 2007
The colts totally just beat the patriots asses!
by Ellie20 November 17, 2008
A major manufacturer of weapons for the military of the United States of America. Produces some the finest weapons in the world such as the M16A2/A3/A4, M4A1, 1911A1, etc.. Recently FN Herstal has taken the latest contract for the M16/M4 but Colt has been the official manufacturer of weapons since the late 1800's.

Named after a noble racing horse.
I broke the Arab's head open with my Colt M16A2.
by Alex Hatchock July 05, 2005
Colt commonly reffers to a Colt-made gun (Such as a m1911a1 .45) or a young horse.
Smoked teh fool with teh Colt .45!
by Comis March 28, 2003
A smooth skinned, good looking, strongly built male who has no flaws. He is always smooth with the ladies and is greatly endowed. This person usually has a love affair with Bret Michaels and is named Benton.
"Look at Benton, he is real sexy, he must be Colt!"
by John kaminski December 17, 2007
Make a wrong move, deliberately, to change the outcome of a plan.
1. Who colt de game? It's not a natty dread, it must be bald head.

2. I'm gonna colt dinner if she keeps on about babies.
by Eireann Killa Beez December 09, 2008
(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.
He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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