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virtual colonoscopy 

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.
1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.
virtual colonoscopy by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

corporate colostomy 

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well

colonoscopy 

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.
Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.
colonoscopy by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

colostomy bag 

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.
When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.
colostomy bag by blake November 19, 2003

semi-colonoscopy 

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.
His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
Colostomy Bag Kate by John Pidcock December 22, 2008