cologner 

n. One who because of his massive overuse of cologne is alienated by peers, friends, family, etc.

Too bad Jeff's such a cologner, he's kinda cute.

cologner by kk shuffle December 24, 2016

cologner checker 

Sticking your finger in your butt and asking your homie to check out your new cologne

I just gave Jack The MC a cologner checker

cologner checker by Glad2Mecha March 17, 2010

colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

colon cologne by matfunguy July 19, 2015

Cologne Guy 

A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.

Michael Pirenoglu Cologne Moose cologne shower cologne zone cologne hipster cologne guy

Cologne Guy by glovebutton February 18, 2014

Galoot cologne 

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

Galoot cologne by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

gd cologne 

i love him

wulzy: oh wait brb gotta record something
guy: what

wulzy: i love gd cologne

gd cologne by anonymous June 11, 2023

cologne cloud 

The environment-destroying cloud of stank that surrounds a person who has overdosed on the fragrance.

"Dude, that guy had a serious cologne cloud happenin. I can still smell that shit 2 hours aftyer he left."

cologne cloud by Kim K January 16, 2006