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O'Cainspringsome 

The three-headed monster consisting of Virginia Tech QB coach Mike O'Cain, offensive coordinator Bryan Stinespring, and O-line coach Curt Newsome. Together they combine into a drastically-underachieving force to continue to make Hokies football decline.
Logan Thomas' success last season was soon forgotten, as O'Cainspringsome's playcalling in 2012 left him underutilized, underprotected, and left out to dry, requiring him to return for a senior season to put him higher on the draft boards.
O'Cainspringsome by ccccchris December 14, 2012
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Cockspring 

A girl who is being spit roasted by two guys who are bouncing her back and forth between them in perfect rhythm. Both guys thrusting the girl toward each other, making for a more aggressive fucking when you slam into her face or ass.
My best friend and I were spit roasting this redheaded cockspring the other day.
Cockspring by IamABadMan April 16, 2019

coldspring 

A very small very trashy place, oddly the local meth/crackheads mixed with the rural population. The town about 80 miles from downtown Houston. Lot's of trees, losers, and fat people. Has a single 3A High School that looks like an industrial warehouse to passer-bys
"Coldspring is the shits."
"Fo sho"
coldspring by billybobthroton January 26, 2006

coldspring 

A very non-urban place about an hours drive from houston.
AKA the butthole of Texas. Full of crackheads and meth-labs. Tiny high school run by a spawn from hell.
"We gotta drive through Coldspring."
"oh no!"
coldspring by rubywpn January 26, 2006