coffeeness

The state or degree of coffeeish qualities.

The coffeeness of Kara's shop was almost tangible.

coffeeness by Zhou November 13, 2004

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Coffeenoisseur

A coffee connoiseur. An expert in the ways of coffee. Usually a nurse.

Fred is a coffeenoisseur, he'd be able to distinguish regular coffee from decaf. 👌🏼

Coffeenoisseur by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017

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coffeeness • Caffeinessed • Coffeened • Coffeenoisseur

Coffeened

The act of getting fired or let go of from your job.

I heard that Goss just got Coffeened from his job.

Coffeened by BretCJ7 January 7, 2009

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Caffeinessed

The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.

"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."

Caffeinessed by mo's handle July 3, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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