coffeeness

The state or degree of coffeeish qualities.

The coffeeness of Kara's shop was almost tangible.

coffeeness by Zhou November 13, 2004

Coffeenoisseur 

A coffee connoiseur. An expert in the ways of coffee. Usually a nurse.

Fred is a coffeenoisseur, he'd be able to distinguish regular coffee from decaf. 👌🏼

Coffeenoisseur by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017

Coffeened 

The act of getting fired or let go of from your job.

I heard that Goss just got Coffeened from his job.

Coffeened by BretCJ7 January 7, 2009

Caffeinessed 

The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.

"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."

Caffeinessed by mo's handle July 3, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004