The source of all power.

Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.

A beacon of light and hope for tired college students all around the world; from the early riser to the all-nighter.

A drink that does wonders for your skin. Mainly used in the morning, but some drink it all day through. Usually a drink found in your every-day cafés.

Can be made into many forms such as:

Americano, A Shot in the Dark, Black coffee, Cafe au Lait, Cafe Breva, Caffe Latte, Cafe Macchiato, Cappuccino, Double, or Double Shot, Dry Cappuccino, Espresso Con Panna, Flavored coffee, Frappe, Greek Coffee, Hammerhead, Iced coffee, Indian (Madras) filter coffee, Instant coffee (or soluble coffee), Irish coffee, Mocha .. etc.

Side Note: Delicious!

The Person on whom one coughs

A code word to tell your friends there's a hot girl nearby.

The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America.

Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.