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1. codswallop
Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...
That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?
by ChibiGarrick Sep 30, 2002 add a video
2. codswallop
Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
3. Codswallop
Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.
John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught
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