18 definitions by edjog

Top Definition
An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.

Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.

Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.

Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."

Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
by edjog November 05, 2005
An audio or video digital sample cut so that it plays continuously without jarring. (Nobody uses analogue tape or film anymore, unless they're into masochism)

Often: "drum loop" ~ a pattern of drum hits which, when combined with a bassline, make a groove. These can be stored as an audio file or MIDI information.
Mate, that loop's fucked up. It needs to be a coupla milliseconds shorter to fit into the groove. Or make the bassline longer to fit it.
by edjog October 16, 2005
often pronounced: 'poonanny' - vagina, or more loosely, young women.
orig. Jamaican patois
Her thong was so tight, you coudn't miss the ponana.

That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).
by edjog October 08, 2005
Television or TV Set
"Turn the fucking radiation box off will you, it's doing my fucking head in!"
by edjog October 08, 2005
1. one who engages in the act of felching.

2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:

3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
1. You could tell by the shit stains on his chin, he was a fudge muncher.

2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?

3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
by edjog October 08, 2005
A convent dedicated to lexicography.
edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.
by edjog November 06, 2005
Television Set or Programs.
Esp. of a mind numbing sort.
e.g. soap operas/sit.coms
"Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from work though... oh yeah, electric valium, just what i need to nod off!"
by edjog October 08, 2005

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