18 definitions by edjog
A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.
Many immitators but still the best.
Many immitators but still the best.
by edjog December 16, 2005
Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
by edjog November 5, 2005
Television or TV Set
by edjog October 8, 2005
A person engaged in the struggle against goverment/corporate sponsored lies, using information as their weapon.
Micheal Moore, Mark Thomas, many of the contributers to Urban Dictionary: we're all infomista and mate, we will win eventually!
by edjog October 16, 2005
1. one who engages in the act of felching.
2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:
3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:
3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
1. You could tell by the shit stains on his chin, he was a fudge muncher.
2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?
3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?
3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
by edjog October 8, 2005
1. A person who performs fellatio.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
1. (S)He licked and sucked the guy's cock until he nearly fainted with pleasure.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
by edjog October 7, 2005
1. The use of information as a weapon.
2. Countering government propaganda.
3. Undermining Advertising.
2. Countering government propaganda.
3. Undermining Advertising.
1. Many people don't wish society to continue as it is, but, having no physical weapons or a desire to use them, resort to informationism to effect change.
2. It's good informationism to keep pointing out that there were no links between the former Iraqi Dictator, Saddam Hussein and Al-Quaeda, or WMD in Iraq.
3. In a world where truth is defined by those who can afford to spend the most money to have their version of it advertised widely, we must rely on informationism to present a balanced view.
2. It's good informationism to keep pointing out that there were no links between the former Iraqi Dictator, Saddam Hussein and Al-Quaeda, or WMD in Iraq.
3. In a world where truth is defined by those who can afford to spend the most money to have their version of it advertised widely, we must rely on informationism to present a balanced view.
by edjog October 16, 2005