18 definitions by edjog

Pl. noun ~ Human related dirt, filth. Dead skin, food residue, stinking clothes/bedding, toe jam, nicotine stains, fag ash, shit stains, klingons, soot from traffic or fires, etc.

Not to be confused with natural dirt, soil, grass stains, etc.

Adj. ~ scuzzy = being covered in, containing, looking like, reminding one of or perpetrating scuzz.

A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

A convent dedicated to lexicography.

An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.

Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.

Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.

Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

A viral anti-marketing campaign.

A non-libelous effort by a private individual to debunk the unrealistic claims of internet advertisers.