"Hey man, got any toothpaste? I really really need to brush my teeth." "Not on me man, but I got some at home, and I even bought a whole new toothbrush." "Awesome."
"Hey, do I smell minty to you? I just mouthwashed the janitor's closet for like twenty minutes and I don't want my teacher to know."
"Where's the floss bro, I got bad breath today."
"I needa spoon for tonight." "What?" "Code, bro, now gimme a damn spoon." "Oh, silver or plastic?" "What?"