A song purposely played when arriving to a location where people will hear what one playing for the purpose of them thinking the person cool and/or has a good system in their vehicle. Volume is usually much louder than normal and windows must be down unless the driver as planned that their passenger will get out before the behicle is turned off.
<listening to Celine Dion>
Alright dude, we're almost there and we need better entrance music than this... hand me that Snoop Dogg cd.
<windows down, volume up>
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.