reverse cocooner 

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

cocooner 

when an ugly child becomes a hot teen or adult.

"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"

cocooner by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008

Cocktonsil 

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls

The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.

Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

Cockonest

commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.

For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"

Cockonest by Cockonost May 8, 2014

Cocooned Butterfly 

A term used to describe a 'closeted' homosexual or bisexual male

"I think my friend is a cocooned butterfly"

Cocooned Butterfly by archergirl19 March 13, 2015

Comptonesque 

Something having the appearance or characteristics of something belonging in Compton, the ghettoest of the ghettos.

Dave:"Look at that van, the mirror's torn off and the paint is all chipped off, not to mention the cracks in the windshield and the missing letters on the back."
Tyler:" Most comptonesque van i've ever seen."

Comptonesque by georgiapeech July 23, 2009

cocooned 

When you become so isolative in your life, that you enter a cocoon, becoming self sufficient & not reliant on others.

You care not for interaction of other human beings as they bore the tits of you.
Any small talk attempted by strangers will incur an involvement of involuntary vomiting towards them & onto them.

Dave - I have not seen Jeff in weeks?

Joe - He`s cocooned man. He has entered the twilight zone of his own mind and no one is invited.

cocooned by flightyzeus July 23, 2012