connipted

Unreasonably angry, typically over a trivial incident; to be in the throes of a conniption. Similar to "in a snit" or "ticked off" but with less gravitas (than the latter, especially).

Can you believe it? Dude got all connipted because I said I thought the The Matrix was overrated.

connipted by bungadiri July 31, 2008

Cocknippled 

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

Cosnapped

a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.

can someone please help me i have been cosnapped.

Cosnapped by only the truth comes from me July 3, 2012

Catnipped 

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

Catnipped by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018

cocknapped 

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

cocknapped by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

Copnapped 

To be arrested using stealth by law enforcement officers at demonstrations.

I was copnapped two Sundays ago while protesting peacefully in front of a police riot line at the G20. Suddenly the front row opened up and four police officers nabbed me; quickly retreating while the line closed behind us.

Copnapped by CarlyLittleDog July 12, 2010

cocksnipped 

The much more harsh version of a cockblock, where while trying to get sex from someone else, they're entirely shut down and brutally rejected, and usually get kicked out and never spoken to by whoever again.

guy 1: ugh, martha totally fucking cocksnipped me last night.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.

cocksnipped by hxtdrpepper August 14, 2018