Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cockfink 

Used to describe an unpleasant colleague who is usually characterised by a lack of bodily hygiene, a tendency to lick the boss's ass, and an uncanny sense of hearing.

Oi you fackin smelly cockfink I'm 20 feet away from you and you still listen in on my private conversation? You are like batfink with those ears but you smell like an unwashed penis so I'll call you COCKFINK.

cockfink by Cris Henvon April 16, 2003

Cockwinked 

When you ask a girl for a selfie, nude, or a tit pic and she instead, sends you a dick pic.

I thought sexygal911 was gonna sext with me last nite but instead she cockwinked me.

Cockwinked by Screwlewse June 8, 2016

cockwank 

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

cockwank by JoeW May 17, 2006

cockwind 

The wind that would be created if Adobe were swinging their dick in front of you while you struggle with their apps.

I would be able to get a lot more done if this cockwind wasn't blowing in my face.

cockwind by Business Sloth August 30, 2013

CockinKnockin 

Slang for homosexual rubbing of penises.

Homo dude 1: Hey, we should go CockinKnockin tonight!
Homo dude 2 : I would love that!

CockinKnockin by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Cockwinkle

A part of the male body that has been referred to as the penis.

Sean Stuck his Cockwinkle in his hand.

Cockwinkle by ZoltanWithFries April 4, 2009