cockfight 

the process of two guys fighting over a girl

guy1: I WANT HER!

guy2: NO I DO!

person walking by: COCKFIGHT!

cockfight by XxI<3gUiTaRxX November 29, 2009

cockfight 

The sport of kings.

There is no greater atheltic event than a gladiatorial death match between angry fowl, known as a cockfight. Bonus: after a cockfight you have a barbecue.

cockfight by h3dtr4m4 February 5, 2008

Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

Briggsy Cockfighting 

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.

I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.

Briggsy Cockfighting by des lynam's love-gland August 4, 2009

cockfight 

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.

The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.

cockfight by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

Cock wig

1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface

Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.

Cock wig by berk13 May 27, 2009

Cockjiggler 

the act of grabbing ones cock and shaking it like there is no tomorrow.

"Wow I saw Jeremy cockjiggling like a madman yesterday."
"Wow cub is such a cockjiggler!"

Cockjiggler by Senor Wildman October 5, 2011