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Cockligraphy

The art of writing very sweet and touching things in order to get laid.
John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.
by easygoinperson March 10, 2014
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Cockligraphy

The act of performing caligraphy on a penis.
I hate taking a shower at this gym! All these fucking dudes walking around with cockligraphy. Uhhhh!
by Mateo Shhhhh! July 1, 2017
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Cockligraphy

Inserting a bic ink stem into an erection in order to sign an alimony check.

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In northern states, writing your name in the snow with urine.
"Wait Johnson, by the body... this hobo didn't die of exposure! Note the distinct cockligraphy in the snow. H...A...H...A...H... a series of dashes and one line through the characters... I've seen this before!"
by ProZacary October 18, 2017
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