Cockwashed 

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about

Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

Cockwashed by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021

cockwaffle 

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.

Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .

cockwaffle by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011

COCKWASHER 

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want

there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime

COCKWASHER by Our adventures November 1, 2020

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota

thats a very nice cocktable

cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

cockaflockalypse 

A sudden outburst of males exposing their genitalia.

Man, there was a total cockaflockalypse in Craig's room last weekend.

cockaflockalypse by CinChina December 17, 2011

cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

Cockalley 

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.

"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"

Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005