cockqueef 

A quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

cockqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

conquiefstador 

16th century spanish explorer that occationally farts out of his genitalia

"Tony dont be such a conquiefstador"

conquiefstador by I Am The Omega February 29, 2008

cockthief 

describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.

Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"

Person two: "Okay."

cockthief by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006

cockquest 

The amount of men a girl has slept with.

girl 1: If you had to say, what is the total of your cockquest?
Girl 2: about 5 or 6

cockquest by missym December 14, 2014

cockquest 

Refers to the collection of women a man has had sex with, i.e has 'conquered' with his cock. The term does imply a sense of pride and achievement from the male's point of view, similar in many ways to a military conquest, hence the term.

A: This guy is so annoying, he never stops talking about his cockquests.
B: Hey dude, I think we've heard enough about your cockquest list.
C: OK, I'll shut up, but first you have to tell me how long your cockquest lists are...
A & B: F*"K O#F!
C: I think I'll just right a book about my cockquests...

cockquest by georgeloy September 9, 2010

Cockquistador 

A homophobic slur for an extraordinarily gay spaniard.

"Hey, do you see that Cockquistador over there? Legend has it he took a couple of big ones back in 'nam.

Cockquistador by Thiccdaddywithaq June 19, 2021

Cockquest 

The number of cocks conquered by a woman

Friend : Hows your cockquest going?

Girl : 16..

Cockquest by Starship December 1, 2013